Sunday, August 19, 2007

To Do List:

Mixed Nats NSW Qualifiers (25th/26th August 2007)
Melbourne Hangover Hat (Dec 2007)
NSL Summer League (2007/8)
NSL Spring Hat (2007)
WJUC 2008 (Also making the sqaud/team)
Learn to run
As many release points for backhands. (In Terms of Height/Reach/Orientation to the body, of throw)
As many release points for forehands.
Smart D
Anticipation D
Fitness

Longest Day 2007 :

To be held 15th/16th December.
Team: 300
Colour: Red/Black/White

Aim: To dine in hell (Living forever = Spartan Failure)

Method to Achieve Goals:
  • Rock Hard Abs
  • Pile of dead bodies
  • Spears
  • Slow motion
  • Swords
  • Leather underpants
  • Learning to throw spartan shields as weight training for beach tournaments field length.
  • Making full use of Athenians despite their unwarrior-like atitudes.
  • Spartan women at home to take care of politics (Particularly the future People's Republic of Endzone)
  • War cries, ie "Tonight we dine in hell," "Come back with your shield or on it," "For Sparta,"
Playbook will involve such moves as the slow motion offense and offering our Spartan women's bodies for political gain and gold. Furthermore large botomless pits will be engineered in the endzones before matches for their pre-arranged use.

Of course, it can't all be revealed now.

I believe that this is a surefire way to succeed in Longest Day 2007.

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