Wednesday, April 15, 2009

One Week

So, Nationals. Here is what I think about every team I know about.

Heads of State

Pros:
  • Size of roster. There's no denying that sheer legs can make a massive difference come crunch time.
  • Sweet pick-ups, including Tim 'Raging Bull' Booth and Michael 'Stout for Callahan' Stout.
  • Rueben will probably be the only person at Nationals who knows the rules.
Cons:
  • HoS implosion factor. You all know how this goes - the Chaddy Paddy crew start believing their own hype, play like ass (down 4-1 against Fakulbee? Really?) and wonder why they aren't playing a final.
  • Hotheaded, emotional team. There is only so much calming influence Owen and Rueben can provide.
Chilly

Pros:
  • Gack. He's back.
  • Rest of the roster are probably capable of throwing to him.
Cons:
  • While they do have the depth expected of a top-tier team, they are obviously reliant on Tom. If he is shut down, or injures himself, or is still a little on the unfit/ineffective side, what then?
Fyshwick

Pros:
  • Dream roster - some of the best names in Australian ultimate at the top, and tail end that is, relative to some other teams playing Nationals this year, far superior.
Cons:
  • That's exactly what everyone thought about Barefoot last year, and they came 12th.
I-Beam

Pros:
  • The two Lavis's have the same haircut now, it's impossible to tell them apart when you're calling the line. Not sure how this will work in their favour.
  • Besides their usual big names, their peloton of not-yet-big-names (Rhys Clenton, Shaun Hardy, Chris Hill) are really pulling their weight this season.
  • Picked up Gav. Well, that's handy.
Cons:
  • Tats is playing, but from what I have seen he is playing in a pretty diminished capacity. It will be interesting to see how the team adjusts to this.
Karma

Pros:
  • Large (19) roster.
  • Have the two players most likely to elicit 'where did THEY come from?' moments from the opposition - Alec Deslandes and Alex Britten-Jones.
  • Lots of creative (and I suspect false) middle names on their AFDA rego.
Cons:
  • Robbie Andrew.
  • Lack of faith - none of the three Karma players I spoke to had any hopes of making the semi's.
  • By the standards of the teams they are competing against, their teams lower end will struggle against tough opponents.
Sublime Antisocial

Pros:
  • Home ground advantage.
  • JD.
  • Assembled the hugely-underrated cream of the West's crop.
Cons:
  • That 'crop' has 11 players. That's gonna hurt.
  • If you're looking for a Messianic pick up to save the day and win the final for you, Cupcake ain't it.
Firestorm

Pros:
  • Some say John McNaughton has the best throws in Australian ultimate.
  • John McNaughton says Buzz has the best throws in Australian ultimate.
  • Solid receivers (Julian Sacre, Dan Young, some Neild guy) to catch what are arguably the best throws in Australian ultimate.
Cons:
  • Could crack under the pressure. While solid players, there is a lack of big game experience in a lot of the roster.
Fakulti Y

Pros:
  • Kenny.
  • Sweet Danish pick ups.
Cons:
  • Injuries and sickness are effecting roughly half the team, only a week out. Let's hope this clears up.
Fakulti X

Pros:
  • The two Petes - Gardner, and Blakeley.
  • Some of the most promising young blood in Australia in Max, Calan and Phil White.
Cons:
  • Injuries currently taking out a lot of their top tier players.
That's about it from me. See you in Perth.

2 comments:

Simon Talbot said...

Fuck doing the rest of my previews. This has covered everything.

Megan Maurice said...

I only just found this but it made me smile. Tiger do you know how old Shaun is? He will be flattered to be in put in same category as Rhys and Chilly though!!